A story about God
On PCP I met Jesus, on 2CB I met Ganesh, on Salvia Divinorum I met Dionysus, and once, after ingesting over 100 liberty caps, I saw my husband (now ex) turn into a catholic schoolboy, after which I hid in the bathroom, staring at the shoggoth in the bathtub.
You may say my youth was misspent, but I’ll bet I met more deities than you.

